Weekly News Breakdown: 24th November 2011

THIS GUY:

Can we get rid of this guy already? It’s not bad enough that I accidentally had to listen to his radio show the other morning in a frantic race to get to Caringbah that totally went wrong he’s now front page news AGAIN. Stop it all of you. Sponsors: Drop him and invest your advertising dollarz in Scenedeath. But to be fair Kyle, I didn’t diss your show. In fact I had no idea it even existed. LOL terrestial TV.

THESE GUYS:

Are touring Australia next April. Get your $90 tickets on the presale here. What are they going to do for 2 hours? No one knows! Anyway Kevin and Jason, if you’re reading this then may I suggest you don’t do a disastrous Cheech & Chong show like they did when they were here. I mean, they may be over-the-hill stoners that had one or two funny moments and then it all turned to shit. But you. Uh…

Harvest Festival is done and about time too. Don’t get me wrong, I had a blast on the day but some media publishers liked it more than others. The Sound Alliance alone had PLENTY and PLENTY and PLENTY of articles for the festival hungry masses. Will it return next year? As long as people keep talking about AJ he’ll be around. Much like Kyle Sandilands.

There are at least 70 468 idiots in Australia. At least that’s the number of likes the ‘Big Brother Australia 2012‘ Facebook page has. Big Brother in the 2012? What the hell? That said, the only thing that could make me watch Big Brother is if they pull shit like this again.

On second thought MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Peter Hook is at it again. Apparently people didn’t tell him how shit and unscrupulous his Unknown Pleasures tour was, so he’s come back to flog the proverbial dead horse for a second round in Closer.

To leave a further-bitter taste in your mouth he’s offering meet and great packages starting at $249. If 249 dudes each give me a dollar I’ll go up to him and say what a terrible idea this all is.

Fun fact: Boris have released three albums this year. Hey dudes it’s only November. I’m sure you can squeeze another album out before Christmas. They’re also touring next year and the excellent Laura is supporting. Get tickets now.