Weekly News Breakdown: 31st October 2011

Halloween and I’m stuck indoors about to watch Dexter! If I had to wander the streets tonight I’m sure I’ll see enough slutty nurses, slutty sailors and slutty school teachers to last me till Ramadan. So be it.

Even though it’s still October Christmas is being advertised and the one true winner in all of this is baby Jesus. Christmas songs isn’t just for Mariah Carey / Bieber duets anymore, the cool kids are getting into it too.

She and Him have released a Christmas album and Scott Weiland and Marilyn Manson are about to as well. Bless the season.

This article has as much proof as your average Today Tonight boat-person-bashing segment but it’s still enough to give me hope. Coachella and Splendour 2012! Why not.

So GZA, Jean Grae, Pharoahe Monch and Rahzel at the Metro in January. And only $44. Get it up ya. Tix. GZA will be doing Liquid Swords again.

While you’re at it enjoy the new Black Keys.

Sydney’s most handsome cowpunks are playing this Friday at the Petersham Bowlo. Win a meat tray and see Evil Elvis let loose. Just stay away from the maniac bass player though, he’s obsessed with breasts (and not in a good way)
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